403: forbidden

Sleep paralysis is weird. At first it just felt like my body was too heavy to move, then it segued into a dream about being buried under a small mountain of snakes. (Probably the result of a conversation I had last night.) I'm not particularly afraid of snakes, but I wasn't keen on being submerged in them, so it was irritating that I couldn't move. Then I realized, "Wait, that's a good thing! I have no idea if any of these snakes are venomous, and if I'm not moving, I can't piss them off."

And then zeightyfiv moved in his sleep, waking me up properly.