Zombiepocalypse, the RPG

Quote of the Game:

Dawn [now a PC zombie] runs around the side of the Hummer, and tries to climb in the driver's side window; fingernails raking at Pat and at the door upholstery as she tries to secure purchase. "Hey! Stop! Where's my -bag-?!"
Pat gapes at Dawn for a moment, then reflexes trained by years of customer service come to the rescue. "It's back in the saferoom, ma'm. Where I patched up your arm."