403: Reduce - Reuse - Reanimate (Reduce - Reuse - Reanimate)
2009-06-09 11:25 am
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"This has been a test of the emergency fire alarm system. Thank you for your patience."

Dear maintenance,

Fuck you very much for the lack of advance warning.

I had been soundly asleep, and now I'm going to try for that ideal again. (Edit: Body tells me that it's awake now. Feh.)

No love,
- Me
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403: Reduce - Reuse - Reanimate (Reduce - Reuse - Reanimate)
2009-05-06 10:16 pm
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Dear Campus Event Organizers,

If you're going to claim that a feature of your event will be free medical care (in this case, chiropractic services), make sure that you can actually provide it before announcing the event.

No love,
- Me
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