Note to Self: Channukah Candles

Dear Self,

Please remember that towards the end of the holiday, the menorah belongs in a room with greater air volume and better air circulation than the bedroom. Otherwise, the cheap*, smoky candles are pretty much guaranteed to trigger your asthma.

- Yourself



* They're always cheap, because you need 44 of them for all eight nights, and one candle's smoke is fine, but that of three and up is a problem.